You have to understand right off the bat that humans have opinions and that you many not always agree with mine in particular. But I'll try my very best to contain them.
So Twilight. I was first introuduced to the book by a friend. I'm unsure if it was during the Twilight hype or right before it became famous with the movie and trademark. Alright, so I get handed this thick Bible and I'm like...alright, just give it a shot, a lot of people like it so I might like as well.
The first thing that jumps out of you is the first book's cover. Adam & Eve. I'm not very religious but I DON'T think Jesus would be very happy about any Biblical allusions having been used on the book reinforcing a species that is deemed Satanical! *laughs* So I continue on to begin the actual text itself. I honestly think Stephenie Meyer was writing for an audience that consisted of 1. Blind people and 2. 5th Graders
1. Blind People: Could you make the text ANY BIGGER and
DOUBLE
SPACED
ENOUGH?
I don't approve because quite frankly, you're just a tree killer, Mrs. Meyer.
2. 5th Graders: Okay, so I may write this blog as a 5th grader would speak but that doesn't compare to writing a novel. There is nothing challenging about the book (which is probably one of the reasons why so many girls--and guys--enjoy reading this), vocabulary is low, etc. etc. I think she could have done a much better job. But like I said, that is MY opinion.
Now, I do think the story line is different from what we have seen in years. We had just finished (sadly) with the wizarding world of Harry Potter, and moved into more abnormal beings and that became fresh and new, I suppose. What Meyer did so brilliantly and used it as a weapon to attract female readers was having created this perfect figure in Edward Cullen. Perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect eyes, perfect poise, perfect flaw (being a vampire/weakness to human blood). The way he loves and protects Bella just got all of us mushy inside, going "AWW! Why can't I have a boyfriend that amazing and gorgeous!?" And let me be the first to admit, I fell for it ALL. I guess Meyer knew to do that, since she's a woman. I guess she kissed her pillows all the time and imagined this character all her life (didn't she have a dream about this actually?). But c'mon, femalre readers, we could totally use a man like Edward. But it's fantasy...maybe we shouldn't be perfect. I mean, I even mentioned Edward has a flaw, and I think it's the flaws the make us all so different and not boring. To be honest, I'd get sick of my boyfriend if he were perfect. I'd get jealous and annoyed after a few months and I'm sure you would too. Holding on to our human flaws will save the human species, trust me, so don't try to look or be perfect, may it be weight, hair,smile. Just be and appreciate it......Okay, my deep, psychological therapy ends here, sorry.
As I mentioned before, it is easy & quick to read Meyer's books. It is not forced on us by the English Department of ours schools so therefore that makes us see it as a leisure read. We are reading because we WANT to, not because it is mandatory for an exam in June. Hey, I happen to like the books we are given in school to read (otherwise I wouldn't have started this blog, obviously), but I understand where people are coming from when they just want to read for them and not someone else. There doesn't have to be much thinking involved, no assignments to be done afterwards, yadda yadda.
What turns me off is what society has turned this book into. It's a cute, petite love story yes but...this is what drives me insane: OMG! EDWARD! OMG! JACOB! OMG! EDWARD'S BROTHER WITH THE HOT ABS! HEY! I think Robert Pattinson's a darlinggggg, but unfortunately, Hollywood has put it's malicious hands on something and turned it into this hype that has made it ennui (boring) and quite frankly, annoying. Yes, I'm talking to you girls who SHRIEK every minute Robert is on screen, couldja please shut the hell up? Relax!
But in the end, it has been a success for both actors and author and whoever else is involved in this and cheers to you all! And people like it. It may be because today's morals, how society has twisted these morals and changed them and Twilight has become a product of that. If it weren't for black and white films and the swooning and the kissing in the rain scenes from those movies you people deem: awful, boring, lame, gay...well, you have them to thank for, or you would have never ended up to Native-American-boy-slash-wolf-plus-vampire-dude-fighting-for-some-gir's-heart idea.
Below, a pretty hilarious skit from one heck of a good show, Saturday Night Live. For now, I shall return to my coffin...I'm too tan, I need to lighten up. Ha-ha. Ciao!